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  The New Order was in fact not particularly odious. The major change was that orcs would be running things and that a tithe would be paid to Morden. The rich had been reclassified as well-off middle class and their wealth had been redistributed, principally into Morden’s coffers. Morden had dismissed suggestions of creating a genuine proletariat state as he was a firm believer in ambition and the use of incentives. In his case, he wanted everyone’s ambition to be to stay alive and the incentive was that they do what he told them or suffer the consequences.

  To reinforce this he had employed the orcs, and Stonearm in particular, in much the way he had used Billard in Bindelburg; he instituted a violent but brief reign of terror that left a battered and bruised populace in no doubt who was in charge but at the same time left them alive. Dead people didn’t make money and Morden would be needing lots of money. And food. And weapons.

  The logistics of being a Dark Lord were becoming clear. Even with the modest army of orcs that he had it was a nightmare to feed them, keep them in beer, and pay them a token that suggested that one day they may afford a few luxuries in life.

  Down at the dock a crowd had been gathered to witness his leaving and to give him the opportunity for a few last words. A single skiff was tied up to take Morden and his newly commissioned Dark Guard out to the Black Ship – the fleet’s flagship (a merchantman that had been painted black; a touch obvious but it seemed to work).

  As he strode up onto the platform, a row of trumpeters silenced the crowd with a harsh clarion call that made Morden wince. Still, it was all part of the show and therefore necessary.

  Stonearm was standing at the back of the platform, resplendent in a newly crafted set of armour that must have weighed as much as the mammoth orc himself. Stonearm had continued to warrant Morden’s every confidence and he was standing proudly, casting what Morden knew to be a totally fake menacing glare over the assembled people.

  Next to him was Kristoff who, while looking a lot healthier, still had a despondent air about him. Beside Kristoff, and ignoring him, was Griselda. If Kristoff was in love with Griselda then Morden could fully understand his mood.

  As for the look she gave Morden when she saw him approach, it could have withered fruit on the vine. Her beauty, while great, was tempered by an unforgiving temperament and a caustic tongue, but despite this Morden felt a knot in his stomach every time he saw her. It could not be love for surely love should not hurt like this?

  Morden was looking forward to the voyage if for no other reason than to show Griselda that there was another side to him that was not a Dark Lord but a man. Part man at least. Part dragon admittedly but, from what his father had to say, the Deathwing males made great lovers, which was something he hoped Griselda would come to appreciate.

  He had been so busy with the sacking of Mordengrad, organising the fleet and its departure, that he had had little time to spend with either of them. There were many unanswered questions; his father had been little help, merely saying he had saved them from a worse peril, and Morden was the one person in the world that could make sure that neither came to harm. Why Lord Deathwing should give half a thought for either was a mystery as he showed scant regard for anything other than his libido.

  Perhaps that was harsh. In the few days Morden had spent with his father they had grown close. Much of the time had been spent learning the extent of his powers as a Deathwing. It seemed to come down to the ability to appear human at will and exercise considerable mind powers over others. As a dragon he was apparently not only able to fly and breathe fire, but was astonishingly tough. Being a hybrid it was not clear whether he possessed the full range of magical abilities, or even more, and only time would tell.

  Morden was happy enough to have some answers, and more than pleased to find out that his natural powers of persuasion would only get stronger over the decades to come. That was one other fact he’d been left with: dragons lived a very, very long time. This put a whole new angle on the Dark Lord business. If he got it right then he could be ruler of the world for a long time to come. In some ways it made it even more important that he did not fail.

  Not that he had any intention of doing so, but he did feel young as he mounted the podium, nodded at Stonearm, and turned to address the crowd. He’d been reading the Handbook all night and he judged now was the time to show them Morden Deathwing, the Dark Lord, in all his glory.

  Morden exuded The Fear and the crowd was silenced and rooted in place.

  Somewhere close by, a crow cawed.

  “Citizens of Mordengrad.”

  Morden released The Fear and a weak cheer went up.

  “Today the world changes. How fortunate you are to be here to witness these momentous events. You are now free men, no longer slaves to the rich.”

  With Stonearm leading, the thousand or so orcs present cheered. Morden was happy to see a few humans, mostly the poorer, joining in.

  “No more will you be trodden underfoot and ignored, underpaid and uncared for. I have raised you up. Your destiny is now in your hands. All I ask is that you join me in this great liberation. Help me spread this revolution and set all people free from poverty.”

  This time the crowd cheered his name. There was even a faint hint of enthusiasm. Morden could feel the Handbook under his robe. He didn’t know how, but he knew it was pleased. Which was a little strange. But no matter.

  “Be clear though, that this is no small thing that we do. It will require hard work and sacrifice. There will be those who oppose us. They will seek to put us once more under their privileged boot and rub our faces in the dirt. But I won’t let them. I, Morden, will oppose all those that seek to oppress the poor and the weak. I will raise you up, make you strong, and together we shall claim what is rightly ours. Together we will fulfil our destiny!”

  This time the crowd exploded with shouts and cheers. Morden had no doubt they would follow him now. It wasn’t so much what he’d said as how he had said it. Combining the power of Zoon’s robe with a few tricks his father had shown him had worked. A wave of compulsion gripped the mass.

  Morden turned and nodded at Stonearm. The orc barked an order and the platform cleared, leaving Morden by himself.

  Now for the show stopper. Words and magic could do so much, but so far all they had seen was Morden, a man in black.

  Morden centred himself and willed the Change.

  It was much like the first time, the difference being that he knew what was happening. He felt his body fill up with energy. His skin felt like it was going to explode and then in an instant he was no longer man shaped but a dragon.

  The crowd froze as one, paralysed with terror. Morden reared up on massive legs and spread his wings.

  “I am Morden Deathwing.”

  Morden knew that this was the critical moment. The mob had a choice. Either he was a terrible black dragon that was about to consume them and they had better get the hell away as fast as possible, or he was indeed their leader, the one to lead them into a future that promised much more than being a dragon snack. Morden was sure that most people wanted to believe that they were more than an appetiser. He was not wrong. The first to break were the orcs. They began to chant his name.

  “Morden. Morden. Morden.”

  Morden took a deep breath and exhaled a blast of fire into the sky. The humans had joined the orcs and the chant grew louder. And now it was time for his exit.

  Morden brought his wings down and leapt into the air. As he rose there was momentary doubt. He’d never flown before. For a dreadful second he seemed to hang there above the crowd. He was so big. How was it possible that something so large could fly? It was impossible. He was going to belly flop to the ground and squash a bunch of people into dragon burger. Looking down he could see similar thoughts pass rapidly through the crowd as they looked up at him. Eyes widened and some started to push violently backwards.

  He beat his wings hard and the down rush of air forced the front of the crowd onto their knees.

  Bu
t he rose.

  He wasn’t sure how it worked. He beat his wings slowly but powerfully and he stayed aloft. All heads were upturned to look at him. The panic had gone and the chant had died; the crowd stared in open amazement. Morden could only imagine what they were thinking. Their astonishment was evident. Who could blame them? Dragons were the stuff of myth and legend and yet here was one, hanging in the air above them. It had breathed fire, just like they were meant to.

  But this one was also a man. Or had been a mere second beforehand. One that had been saying a lot of stuff about freedom, working rights, fighting together and stuff, and they had played along hoping he would go away if they did. But it was real. He wasn’t kidding around. Maybe he was telling the truth. After all, it wasn’t every day a city was sacked by a Deathwing dragon that promised to set them free.

  As one the crowd broke from their paralysis and went wild. From the streets around, more people flooded in and stopped in awe before joining the call.

  “Morden!”

  Morden felt the ever more familiar tingle of power as once more his name was called. They were his to do his bidding. The death and destruction of the last few days was cast aside by his power over them. Their city had been burned, and in places was still smouldering, but all they could see was an amazing thing: a man, a dragon, one and the same with a message of liberation.

  Morden turned and rose higher until the crowd were like maggots. Then, tucking his wings in, he dove. As he did he let The Fear come again. The crowd flattened themselves and the cheers turned to shrieks of terror. Morden released a blast of fire above them hot enough to singe eyebrows but not actually burn anyone. As he snapped up into the air, he let The Fear go and hovered above them, beating his wings slowly to keep his place.

  From below there was a palpable release of tension and applause; cheers rang out. It had only been a bit of fun, a demonstration, but one that Morden knew would stick indelibly in their minds. The stuff of legend was real. They had the singed hair to prove it. There was a new power in the world and Morden Deathwing was it.

  As planned, Morden could see a small flotilla of skiffs leaving the dock, orchestrated by Stonearm. They were the last of his Guard heading for his ship. In the boat with Stonearm, Morden could see Kristoff and Griselda. Kristoff was looking back and up at Morden. To Morden’s disappointment, Griselda was sitting facing forward, her arms folded. The show had been as much for her as anyone and it seemed she had ignored it all. A gut wrenching pang gripped Morden. He tried hard not to sigh. That would not look good.

  It was time to leave, join his fleet and sail east.

  With a few strong beats of his wings, Morden was soon over his flagship. The speed with which he flew was at first a surprise – he could easily have outpaced a galloping horse – but, in consideration of his size, it was not that surprising. There was tremendous power in his dragon form.

  He hovered over the ship and immediately spotted a problem. He had nowhere to land. The ship’s rigging obscured the deck, and even if it had been one of the slave driven oar-ships from the east, he was far too big to land on it.

  The orcs who were manning the ship were little help. They were standing on the deck cheering, oblivious to his predicament.

  It was frustrating. It looked like he was going to have to land in the sea, change back into a man and get fished out of the sea. Hardly befitting a Dark Lord.

  Then he had an idea that would save him not only a soaking but also get Griselda’s attention. The skiffs were about half way out to the fleet and making good progress. The sea was calm and the orcs were pulling hard on their oars.

  Morden flew back to hover over the skiff that held Griselda. He kept his wing beats to a minimum to hold position, but even so he could see that the skiff was taking a buffeting and the sea was being chopped up. Everyone in the skiff was looking up at him. Fear was written on many of their faces but it was fury written on Griselda’s.

  “What the hell are you doing?” she screamed.

  Hoping he had got his aim correct, Morden came down as low as he dared without overturning the skiff and changed. Fortunately his aim was good, but his height judgement was not. He was suddenly a man hanging fifteen feet in the air.

  Gravity considered his predicament and acted accordingly.

  Morden tensed as he fell. For a dreadful second it occurred to him that he might even fall right through the bottom of the skiff and sink it. He needn’t have worried.

  “Gotcha,” said Stonearm, as Morden thumped into the orc’s massive arms. The skiff rocked but stayed afloat.

  At the stern end, Kristoff was sitting looking morose next to Griselda, who was now standing, hands on hips and glaring. Morden was suddenly aware that he was being held in the arms of a giant orc much like a baby.

  “You moron,” said Griselda, her face screwed up with contempt. “You could have killed us all. Twat.”

  “You can put me down now,” whispered Morden to Stonearm.

  The orc let him go and Morden thumped to the bottom of the skiff that was awash with a couple of inches of sea water.

  Trying his hardest to salvage even a mote of credibility, Morden thought it best to ignore Griselda. She was obviously not in the mood to be impressed.

  “Row!” commanded Morden, indicating the Black Ship as their destination.

  The orcs at the oars looked at each other with confused expressions.

  “You heard Lord Deathwing. Stroke you miserable lot,” ordered Stonearm, cuffing the nearest oarsmen.

  Morden struck what he hoped was a suitably dramatic pose as the skiff ploughed towards his flagship. He dare not look to the stern where all he could hear were the continued curses from a pissed off Griselda. So much for making an impression.

  Soon they were at the fleet and he had no time to wallow in his depression. Orders were given, sails were set and signals were made. From the main mast a flag was unfurled – a black dragon on a white hand, resplendent on a field of red.

  The flag lifted Morden’s spirits. Stonearm must have been using his ever increasing initiative as it was a detail he had overlooked.

  “Excellent flag, Stonearm,” said Morden with some pride.

  “The White Hand is an old orcish symbol,” said Stonearm.

  “It goes rather well,” said Morden. He was aware of heraldry but he had no notion what much of it meant. “What does the hand represent? Strength?”

  “Close. It means that whoever bears this flag is going to give you a good slapping,” said the big orc.

  “I like it,” said Morden. “Good job, General Stonearm.”

  The emphasis was not lost on the big orc. “Thank you, my Lord,” said Stonearm, puffing his chest out.

  Standing on the poop, the black canvas sails stiff in the wind and the fleet following, Morden felt calm come to his mind. Though Griselda was still a pain, and even now he could feel the tug at his loins, he was happy to savour the moment. They were on their way east. Who knew what lay ahead?

  For Morden, it didn’t matter. He had an army and destiny lay ahead of him. Conquest, riches and power beckoned. He would head east, gather an even bigger army as he went, and rally orcs to his banner. He would keep his promise to Grimtooth and give them back their pride. In return they would fight for him against all those that may oppose him, because Morden was aware that Penbury was still out there. What had happened at Bostokov – or Mordengrad as he had to keep reminding himself – could not have gone unmarked or be left unanswered. It would be interesting to see what the Chancellor did. If it were him, Morden would use his exceptional resources to raise an army and squash Morden like a bug. That was why he had to keep moving. He wasn’t ready yet to face that challenge. A few thousand orcs and himself was not enough to go up against the kind of army Penbury could raise.

  He had to prepare. Taking Bostokov had been a gamble. He was still rising and the Handbook warned him against premature battles. He needed to find Zoon’s old fortress, rebuild it, gather his strength and rally
all the orcs of the world to his banner, along with anyone else that would follow a Dark Lord. He was proof positive that creatures of myth were in fact real, so who knew what else from the old tales was still out there? Trolls, giants, ogres, demons, harpies, gryphons, vampires, zombies, mammoths, manticores, goblins, killer whales, sabre tooth cats, werewolves, witches, troglodytes.

  Anything was possible.

  Chapter 31 Intelligence

  The best laid plans of mice and men fail, therefore you must be neither mouse nor man.

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  It had been twenty years since Penbury had been to Al-Frahzi. It had been to aggressively negotiate trade from the spice route that ran from Al-Frahzi to the east. The city was ancient and smelled of camels. The city streets were narrow and lined either side with mud brick buildings that were pleasantly cool in the midday sun.

  These narrow streets were also notoriously not the place to be with the moon full in the sky, as it was now. They were home to the infamous kari-kari wielding street thieves of Al-Frahzi. The kari-kari was a knife that was famous for two things: the first for being made in Al-Frahzi where it originated, and the second for being the knife most likely to be found in someone’s back. The reason for the latter was that once it had been plunged in it was ridiculously difficult to remove due to its curved shape and the razor teeth that lined the back edge. While more modern designs overcame this problem, the knife remained popular, particularly among the footpad population where it was seen as the traditional weapon that separated the proud Al-Frahzi thieves from common muggers. If you were to be robbed and murdered then it was their solemn duty to ensure they provided the most authentic cultural experience they could.

  Twenty years ago, Penbury had been out in these streets on a night not dissimilar to this, celebrating his successful cornering of the peppercorn market. He had been young, and in hindsight careless, but fortunately for him he was already a keen duellist and his rapier had seen off the one attempt made on his purse.